Rap... making us all feel smarter one line at a time.

So today I was listening to musical radio, and it was urban-i-fied, since the only stations here are country and rap. Anyway, I heard this ridiculous song called "Tick Tock." The song includes lines like "going to brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" and "we kick dudes to the curb less they look like Mick Jagger"... I do not understand! Brush your teeth with Jack Daniels? How is that even REMOTELY attractive? Oh, CAVITIES! THEY ARE SO HOTT RIGHT NOW! And Mick Jagger-- really? He's like 75 years old and no females have ever considered him to be attractive. He's a great artist, but really-- Just because Jagger rhymes with "swagger" doesn't mean you have to use it! I mean, you could say "going to get rid of all those dudes, wish I had me a dagger" or "I drank a lot of beer, so I think I will stagger" or "Saw a website that I liked, so I think I will tag'er" or "Then I went to Safeway and I hit on the Bagger." I mean, come now...

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